Found a Bag O'Milk

Sung to the tune of Found a Peanut
 
Found a bag o'milk (yes bag), 
Found a bag o'milk,
Found a bag o'milk just now.
Just now I found a bag o'milk,
Found a bag o'milk just now.

Cut it open,
Cut it open,
Cut it open just now,
Just now I cut it open,
Cut it open just now.

It was rotten,
But just a little,
Just a little just now.
Just now it was rotten,
Just a little just now.

Used it anyway,
Used it anyway,
Used it anyway just now.
Just now I used it anyway,
Used it anyway just now. 


And the rest of the song...Got a stomach ache, called the doctor, operation, and died anyway.  Yeah, yeah.

Ham Chowder
From allrecipes.com
Serves 8
 

2 potatoes, peeled and cubed
3 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup chopped sweet onion (such as Vidalia®)
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
3 cups milk
1 (16 ounce) package frozen mixed vegetables
2 cups cubed cooked ham (or turkey or chicken)

Place the potatoes into a large pot; cover with salted water. Bring to a simmer and cook until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain, remove from pan, and reserve.
Melt butter in the saucepan over medium heat. Cook onion in butter until soft, but not brown, about 5 minutes. Stir in the flour, bouillon, pepper, and thyme. Slowly whisk in the milk. Bring to a boil. Cook and stir until thickened to soup consistency.
Stir in the frozen vegetables, cooked potatoes, and ham. Simmer chowder until hot, about 10 minutes.


Amount Per Serving Calories: 230 | Total Fat: 9.5g | Cholesterol: 36mg

2 comments:

Taryn said...

That's hilarious!

This soup was really good.

Lindsay said...

I think that should be your theme song. :)